Welcome to Pwoké Bowls, proudly serving performatively woke twists on a Hawaiian classic since 2008. Here’s this week’s offerings of the dishes that we’re not going to follow through on:
Kamal-ahi Harris
- Californian mild rice
- Sweet onions
- Exculpatory-document-shredded carrots
- Avocado
- Item discontinued for lack of customer interest
Momé Bloggé
- White rice
- Sashimi
- Facebook post in Comic Sans MS about own courage in talking to people of other races while on the Buttigieg campaign trail.
- Sliced radish
- Hawaiian roll
Oberge-don’t-fall-for-it v. Hodges
- Syrupy sweet soy sauce
- Grating-Scalia-Dissent ginger
- Drizzled with a light, hollow pastiche that won’t protect your broader rights to be free from discrimination in any meaningful way
- Edamame
- Upgrade to a size XL serving of Anthony Kennedy’s self-aggrandizement
The Choomwagon
- Green onions
- Snowflake triggerfish
- Comfortably living with the legacy of Obama’s deportation policy and reliance on drone warfare
- Pineapple
- Toasted, organically sourced hemp seeds
Ally & AJ
- Handbag hot sauce
- Gochugaru
- Trail of tumblr posts that cite bell hooks
- Yellowfin tuna
- JK Rowling Clapback Cucumber Water