Here’s the precocious child on the train that we’re avoiding eye contact with this week

Name: Caden
School: Dalton (no ‘the’; no ‘School’ nor ‘Prep’; only bright, sensitive minds)
Eye Contact: Disturbingly strong
Reading: Anna Karenina: The Graphic Novel
College Savings Plan: Larger than your student loans
Listening to: Been getting into Belle & Sebastian’s early discography recently
Nanny: Has more degrees (2.5) than you (.5)

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