Baby, Baby Driver: 4.6 out of 5. Great song selection. Drove well even though wearing sunglasses at night.
Handsome Rob, The Italian Job: 2.9 out of 5. Claimed to be an XL. Was not an XL.
Driver, Drive: 4.1 out of 5. Punctual. Little to no conversation. Scorpion jacket could use a dry cleaning.
Tony Lipp, The Green Book: 3.3 out of 5. Somehow less racist than a replacement-level Uber driver, but wouldn’t stop eating fried chicken? Also, not a getaway driver. Fine, but don’t get what all the hype was about.
Dom Toretto, The Fast and the Furious: 4.4 out of 5. Great conversation—he talked all about his family.
Rudolph, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: 4.9 out of 5. Came through big time when I needed to boost a toy shipment off a remote island.