8. Ron Klain. I’d rather DIE of EBOLA than get with RON KLAIN.
7. Janet Yellen. I’ll be honest…she doesn’t really catch my. . . . . . . . . . . . . .interest
6. Alejandro Mayorkas. Maybe he’ll let me draw the face of a deported child on his bald, bald head.
5. Avril Haines. Not looking up her appearance, don’t care, name’s hot.
4. Jake Sullivan. You know what they say about big foreheads 😩😩
3. Linda Thomas-Greenfield. She really puts the “Mission to the United Nations” in MILF.
2. Antony Blinken. The last time I was this enamored of a Tony, he was the namesake of my favorite skateboarding video game.1. John Kerry. No explanation needed here! 🥵🥵🥵
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