Spider-man

• From Queens, NY
• Does whatever a spider can
• Raised by single aunt in a 625 sq ft apt
• Sticky hands
• Parents dead!!

Captain America

• Benches 625 raw (550 power clean)
• 102 years old, making him the oldest Avenger in this year’s draft
• Blue collar, red-and-blue-shield type player
• Player comparison: a white one

Black Panther

• From island nation of “Africa”
• Cat-like reflexes
• Grew up poor, we assume
• High school coach describes him as: “natural talent, a freak athletically, incredible specimen”

Thor

• God of thunder
• Dead mom!!!
• Averaged 11.6 YPC in 2019
• Coach’s son
• Three-time consensus all-MVC
• New England will make him play wide receiver
• [Brent Musberger voice] Have you seen his girlfriend?

Thanos

• Five-tooled, six-infinity-stoned player
• Has all the measurables
• Working to support his adopted daughters
• Generational talent who plays well in space
• Can take out half the opposing team

Hulk

• Recorded 27 sacks in 1.5 games for Harvard
• Abusive father 😦
• Described as “gym rat” by gamma ray lab tech
• He MAJORED! In SCIENCE!

Iron Man

• Locker room guy
• High IQ 
• Cerebral
• Overcame debilitating and, frankly, embarrassing addiction issues

Ant-Man

• Tremendous upside
• Saw a man do a drug once!
• Lived in a van 
• Tweener
• Sneaky athletic