The Top Ten Lists of 2019

10. The New York Times: The Year in Photos
9. Celebration Rock: Best Albums of the Decade
8. McSweeney’s: Ten Questions to Ask Someone Instead of “When Are You Going to Have a Baby”
7. The Ringer: The Best Memes of 2019
6. The NBA: Whatever ballots gave Carmelo the Western Conference Player of the Week over Harden and Luka
5. Banner Society: Naming THE definitive national champ for each season, 1869-2018
4. Pitchfork: The 200 Best Songs of the 2010s (having your only Taylor Swift song be “All Too Well” is an iconic move)
3. The New York Times: What Did the U.S. Get for $2 Trillion in Afghanistan?
2. The Mueller Investigation: 7-Count Charge Against Roger Stone
1. Left on Read: The 10 Best College Football Games of the Decade