January: did not happen, largely agreed to be a myth
February: 18.75 years ago
March: 356 million years ago, was part of the Paleozoic era
April: 26 years ago, so according to our data most of our readers are still in diapers, just shitting themselves at will
May: May was actually in the year 2003, we are invading Iraq sorry
June: 3 weeks ago
July: it is currently July
August: not expected to occur this year
September: September hasn’t happened since 2015, at the latest
October: it is also currently October
November: 9 years from now, in postal service delivery times
December: again, there is no evidence that December will occur this year
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