ACB’s judiciary hearings: bad!! Here’s 10 questions that would have improved the process:
- Are you mad at me?
- Wait, you went to Rhodesia College before they changed the name to Zimbabwe?
- Do you think Pete Buttigieg is jealous that you’ve almost made it out of South Bend?
- How much of your opposition to Obamacare is just because it’s a total bitch to cite to National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius?
- How will YOU use the power of the judiciary to further the Republican Party’s descent into fascism?
- Is this whole thing really just to get back at all those Cubs fans who said they’d take a Trump presidency if the Cubs won the World Series in 2016?
- Which RBG opinion will you overturn first to honor her memory?
- How did your Fed Soc membership at Notre Dame prepare you for a lifetime of a false sense of persecution as a member of a 6–3 conservative majority?
- But actually, what would Trump have to do for you to not accept his nomination?
- Is the fact that so many people got infected at your nomination ceremony evidence that COVID-19 has an anti-Catholic bias?