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  • 5 Perfect Halloween Costumes for 2020

    October 20, 2020 by

    Can you believe that it’s already Halloween next weekend? Between reopening schools and restaurants and fervently arguing over whether what we’re currently experiencing is a “second wave,” “third surge,” or “fifteenth thrust,” it seems that the last two months have just passed us all by. But if you, like so many, are caught unprepared for… Read more

  • There Are Too Many Dang Sports On

    September 29, 2020 by

    I really never thought I would be the one to say this take. I have long held that October is the best sports month of the year, because all four major sports leagues are playing. When sports were canceled at the beginning of quarantine, I was counting down the days until they returned and provided… Read more

  • The Jungian Archetypes I Wish I Actualized

    September 29, 2020 by

    Swiss psychiatrist, psychoanalyst, and low-key dilf Carl Jung proposed that there are several archetypes—archaic symbols and images that derive from the collective unconscious—that we actualize and manifest when we interact with the outside world. Which, cool, but I have to say, it’s total bullshit that I never get to fulfill any of the good ones. Just ask my… Read more

  • Everybody Wins When Corey Perry Loses

    September 29, 2020 by

    Last night, Corey Perry and the Dallas Stars fell 2–0 to the Tampa Bay Lightning in Game 6, ending the Stanley Cup Finals and closing the book on what has been a remarkably well-run NHL postseason. As it happens, Corey Perry is also an unrepentant, pulsating wiener, so we are just extraordinarily glad to see… Read more

  • RIP to RBG

    September 22, 2020 by

    In a year full of loss, this one hits the hardest.  I went to the Supreme Court on Friday night. Two things stuck out as we walked among the people assembled on the steps.  The first is Ginsburg’s incredible legacy. Long before she was a Supreme Court justice, she (seemingly single-handedly) led the charge in… Read more

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