The Worst Ways to Ask Your Wal-Mart Pharmacist For the Vaccy

~ leftonreadletter
  1. In gummy form
  2. Straight to the heart
  3. Infused into my homemade double IPA. Do you want to try my homemade double IPA? Here, I brought some, you should try it. 
  4. Up the peen
  5. Mixed into a large jar of mayonnaise
  6. “So like, ya got doses?”
  7. [opens mouth wider than is normal for a human while maintaining eye contact]
  8. Crushed into a powder and snorted off a framed photo of Tony Fauci
  9. Cooked on a spoon
  10. Eye shots!
  11. Mixed into my ashes and scattered across my step-dad’s 1959 Corvette
  12. One part rum three parts cola one part mRNA two ice cubes
  13. “Huffable”
  14. In a retinoid topical cream
  15. Somewhere crowded, indoors, with poor air circulation
  16. Combined with the pills I take because my dick too big
  17. Poured into this bowl of bat soup
  18. Over dinner on Saturday night, Sandra?

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