Well chumps, we can’t just stand around here all day—we gotta do something! Here’s who we should round up to try and put up a fight:
- Billy. He’s old for his year and has had a hair-trigger temper ever since his dad moved to the big city with his new girlfriend Trish
- Smelly Ted
- Janice. She once hit me in the eye with an iceball so hard it gave me an orbital fracture. And she vapes, which is edgy
- Former Philadelphia Phillies Starting LHP Cliff Lee
- Caden
- Braden
- Jaden
- Almost Famous–era Billy Crudup
- Brayden
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