“Coercing a Foreign Government into Damaging a Political Rival Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” — Panic! At The Disco ft. Rudy Giuliani
“I’m Not Okay (I Promise…SERIOUSLY)” — Mike Bloomberg
“Check Yes, Vladimir” — Donald Trump
“Lifestyles of the Rich & Hopeless” — Tom Steyer
“The Middle America” — Amy Klobuchar
“A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Intricate Policy Planning” — Elizabeth Warren
“I’m Just a Kid (And I Was a Mayor)” — Pete Buttigieg
“Thnks fr th Obma Yrs” — Joe Biden
“Angry Deb8er Boi” — Bernie Sanders
“I Will Do (LITERALLY) Anything” — Hillary Clinton
“Welcome to the White Parade” — The Republican National Committee
“Wake Me Up When the Primaries End” — Everybody