How To Spend Spring Break Now That You Can’t Travel

If you’re like many people, you’ve made the difficult decision this week to cancel your spring break trip to some warm, exotic destination. This is disappointing, to be sure, but also leaves you with an unexpected free week. How are you going to spend it? Here are a few suggestions from your friends at Left On Read:

1. Masturbate vigorously
2. Continue masturbating
3. Unfortunately, there’s nothing else to do besides unyielding self-gratification
4. Just keep masturbating, kid