OMG. Look at this tiny wittle kitty cat. Just one look at those sweet, caring eyes is almost enough to distract you from the fact that our sitting president is literally using a deadly pandemic to keep people from voting. Almost. But those pawsies! Oh the biscuits they will knead. That biscuit making is so much more fun to watch than watching the Senate’s majority party literally do nothing as millions are disenfranchised by systematic destruction of voting rights. Do you think this kitty witty would tear-y wear-y the Voting Rights Act apart like Mitch McConnell? I sure don’t think so. This little fluffer surely wouldn’t stick its tiny nose up when told that silence is compliance when it comes to the slaughter of black people. Even it knows better than that, because it’s a lovely little sweety and not a careless piece of human shit. Good job, kitty. At least you can do the bare minimum.
Wook at this itty bitty fwuffy face! Oh, those eyes! I could just spend all day staring into those big ole eyes instead of staring down the barrel of a looming economic depression. You’re not afraid of a little depressy wessy, are you, you fluffy nugget of hope? And look at the boopable snoot! That snoot needs a boop like thousands of doctors desperately need PPE that they can’t get. No they can’t get it, can they?!? No they can’t. You are just the absolute picture of love. Your wittle fwuffy body is so filled with love, it’s almost possible to forget how our political culture is increasingly dominated by hate. What a wittle wuv bug! Thank God for you, and only you.
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On November 4th, Donald Trump began the process of removing the United States from the Paris Climate Agreement as most of the State of California literally burned to the ground. But also — WOOK AT ITS WITTLE FACE. IT’S SO CUTE. THOSE EARS. Sure, Florida saw as many hurricanes during the summer as Rudy Giuliani has had wives BUT THOSE EYES. AND IT’S LITTLE BOOP. WHAT A LITTLE BROWN BOOP. Hopefully it won’t be here for the floods.