The sports books are open in Illinois and in Michigan, but there are no sports. So who better to bet on now than yourself? Welcome to the Bet on Yourself Sportsbook, where the only limit to your action is your actions.
Will You Email Your Landlord About That Thing?
How Long Will Your Duolingo Streak Last?
Over: 8 ½ days
Under: 8 ½ days
Will She Text You Back?
Hell Yes My Guy: +120
Nah Gtfo: -120
Over/Under Number of Times You Masturbate While on Self-Quarantine
Over: 12 ½
Under: 12 ½
Will You Get a Promotion Before December 31, 2020?
Lol whoops you don’t have a job any more: +1350
Hit Your Goodreads Challenge for Books Read in a Year: -150
Avoid Fighting With Your Uncle on Facebook: -115
Write a tweet that gets 20 likes: +150
Finally get a six-pack: +250
Overall Payout: $100 pays out $2,626.45